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原创 这个杀手有点冷

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发表于 2009-3-11 22:25:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
杀手
是天太冷
还是你太冷酷
作为杀手
不需要感情
杀手
有点冷有点野甚至有点残忍
杀手
给你一瓶百事可乐
帮我去杀一个人
杀手冷笑道
搞笑一瓶百事可乐怎么够
杀手低头
喝了一口
哇塞
这个事我办了
说杀谁吧
人们都说杀手是傻瓜
就一瓶可乐就把他打发
杀手笑了
不喝百事可乐
你们才是傻瓜

喝百事
想杀谁就杀谁!!!!!   

 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-11 21:49:08 | 显示全部楼层
[em13]
发表于 2009-3-11 22:03:03 | 显示全部楼层
笑话编的不错,很有想象力。
发表于 2009-3-12 01:01:39 | 显示全部楼层
楼主你有没有收百事可乐公司的广告费?[em13][em13][em13]
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-12 01:13:24 | 显示全部楼层
喝百事
想杀谁就杀谁!!!!!   [em13][em13]
 楼主| 发表于 2009-3-12 15:54:54 | 显示全部楼层
这个广告还不错吧[em4]
百事可乐我爱的大家都爱的
发表于 2009-3-21 22:58:46 | 显示全部楼层
这个杀手也太没有架子了呀。[em13]
发表于 2009-3-21 23:02:48 | 显示全部楼层
当今的社会需要的是智慧,不需要杀手,对吧????[em13]
发表于 2009-3-23 23:54:14 | 显示全部楼层
百事可乐
想杀谁就杀谁[em13]
发表于 2009-3-24 04:34:41 | 显示全部楼层
楼主喜欢打打杀杀?[em13]
发表于 2009-3-28 16:41:21 | 显示全部楼层
喝百事
想杀谁就杀谁!!!!!   

[em11]
发表于 2009-5-4 17:06:56 | 显示全部楼层
有利就图
[em4]
发表于 2009-5-4 21:13:36 | 显示全部楼层
喝百事
想杀谁就杀谁!!!!!   

[em13][em13]
发表于 2009-5-22 22:21:40 | 显示全部楼层
喝百事想杀谁就杀谁
这个杀手有点冷
呵呵我一直都喝百事可乐的
发表于 2009-5-24 17:03:37 | 显示全部楼层
哪我以后不敢和百事乐
怕犯罪啊

发表于 2009-6-24 19:05:59 | 显示全部楼层
你好毒,你好毒,你好毒……
小心我会报复!
           ——张学友
发表于 2009-6-28 16:49:23 | 显示全部楼层
知道为什么那个杀手喝了百事可乐以后就可以像杀谁就杀谁去了吗
因为他中级道 把枪放到可乐瓶里 可以减缓子弹的压力 当做手枪的消声器
真的很好用的 但是我没用过
发表于 2010-1-18 20:03:06 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用狂人2009-6-28 8:49:23的发言:
知道为什么那个杀手喝了百事可乐以后就可以像杀谁就杀谁去了吗
因为他中级道 把枪放到可乐瓶里 可以减缓子弹的压力 当做手枪的消声器
真的很好用的 但是我没用过

发表于 2010-8-31 02:27:48 | 显示全部楼层
楼主在说你自己吗?有爱心还叫杀手啊?
此帖子移动到原创版块了。
发表于 2010-9-10 17:50:34 | 显示全部楼层
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